Additional to my final publish, our authorities companies could also be helmet-happy, however relating to bicycle security foam hats are sooo twentieth century. Keep in mind the Hodving inflatable helmet?
Clearly it took the world by storm and ended cycling-related head accidents eternally. However what about the remainder of your physique, or at the least the a part of it that’s above the waist? Properly, now you may pair your headbag with the Cirrus airbag jacket!
Due to its unimaginable crash-sensing know-how, it goes from zero to “The place’s my EpiPen®?” in .08 seconds:
See that? His ass is barely over his tea kettle and already he’s overrated like he’s received a peanut allergy and he simply ate a Snickers:
That’s some critically good stunt driving, by the way in which:
Along with a top-notch piece of security gear, the Cirrus can also be a glimpse right into a dystopian future by which we interact in unusual computer-assisted mating rituals. First, the NFC tag reader in your smartphone or wearable scans the closest human:
Then, if it detects a match, it puffs up accordingly:
Hey, it really works for the frigatebird:
Right here’s the crew that designed the jacket, and I’ve little doubt that is an correct depiction of their work atmosphere:
They undoubtedly didn’t stage that on the native Apple retailer by bringing a couple of succulent crops and a few workplace provides they then promptly returned to Staples instantly after the shoot.
I’ll hand it to them although–they certain appear to do much more testing than the helmet firms. Right here’s a crash check dummy getting doored:
Right here his fairly actually “hitting it from behind:”
And right here he’s attempting to determine what’s flawed with the windshield washer jets:
The Cirrus even has a replaceable gasoline canister so that you don’t need to ship it again to the manufacturing facility when it by chance deploys within the grocery store:
If that is something like these residence soda water makers, as soon as the gasoline cartridge runs out you’ll by no means, ever change it.
