At this level I’m satisfied New Period is simply doing unhealthy hats on goal. After their disastrous launch of MLB hats this spring we now have the official 2025 NFL Draft hats, and I swear to god these really seem like bootlegs you’d discover at a flea market — besides they’re $50 every.
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Each group has the leaf design on the brim, and a small brass pin that’s purported to characterize one thing iconic concerning the group. Within the case of the Packers it’s the bikes from coaching camp — which is type of neat. Then you definately see the Falcons, which is a brass peach butt.
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If you happen to don’t zoom in this sort of simply seems like a turd. To make issues worse there are some franchises they simply clearly didn’t have any concepts on how you can characterize town or make it iconic. The Panthers, Payments, Buccaneers, and Vikings simply get a variant of their emblem — however no less than it isn’t the Raiders, whose draft hat has a pin of the stadium.
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Since all these hats are completely godawful there’s no level making an attempt to separate the great from the unhealthy, so let’s rank these on the standard of their pins and put them into totally different tiers.
Truly intelligent
- Kansas Metropolis Chiefs: Decibel meter
- Inexperienced Bay Packers: Bike
- Washington Commanders: Hog
- New Orleans Saints: Mardi Gras parasol
- San Francisco 49ers: Fog horn
- Indianapolis Colts: Anvil
Flag tier
- Chicago Bears: Chicago flag
- Arizona Cardinals: Arizona flag
I solely know one factor about this metropolis
- Philadelphia Eagles: Liberty Bell
- Baltimore Ravens: Crab
- Cleveland Browns: Electrical guitar
- Tennessee Titans: Acoustic guitar
- Denver Broncos: Rocky Mountains
- Detroit Lions: Automotive wheel
- Miami Dolphins: Palm tree
- New England Patriots: Lighthouse
- New York Giants: Subway automotive
- Pittsburgh Steelers: Bridge
- Jacksonville Jaguars: Bridge
WTF tier
- Las Vegas Raiders: Their very own stadium
- Houston Texans: H-City Made
- New York Giants: Subway automotive
- New York Jets: Olympic torch (?)
- Seattle Seahawks: twelfth man bigfoot
- Los Angeles Rams: Bolero jacket
- Cincinnati Bengals: No one on workers is aware of what that is
Logoception tier
- Carolina Panthers: Panther
- Buffalo Payments: Invoice
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Cranium
- Dallas Cowboys: Star on prime of America
- Minnesota Vikings: Vikings helmet
Peach butt tier
- Atlanta Falcons: Peach butt
Think about working for years to make it to the NFL. You lastly get drafted after which stroll throughout the stage and be compelled to place one in all these on. That’s merciless and weird punishment.
